King Jim Bob to Jinger and Jeremy;Oceans rise Empires fall,Its much harder when its all your callAll alone, across the countryWhen your people say they hate youDont come crawling back to meDa da da da daaaaaaa, da da da da dayyyyyyyy ya daDa da da-da day ya daaYoure on your own. But it was amusing to see the mud masks they made that ended up burning the skin off Kendras moms face. Didnt Jinger and Jeremy say something like this last year? Oh, and she also claims the Bible says for women to not wear what men wear. Its bad because rocks and sticks and dog poop may fly into places you wouldnt want them flying. Actually, I cant blame the artist. But I really do want the surgery and Ill pay for it myself. Jana flies home as the family decorates for the big reveal. Jill is shown in the flashback episode but they own her image so she doesnt really have a choice. They do iPhone photography and then get to work in a darkroom. I had tons of patience. Jeremy and Ben are trying to study from home with their little blessings but are struggling. Later they visit a Greek Orthodox church where they take selfies on the steps but dont go inside. Kids are stressed, sheep snack, Hannie pretends to sit on the ass but thankfully didnt, and newborn Addison is playing baby Jesus. They dont need to accept it but they should hear others out. This whole birth stinks as usual. Who invited Jail Bob and Michelle to the couch?! Oh, it is for the Duggars. Back at the big house the couples reunite to get some inane awards for their unremarkable dating adventures. They dig deep as they answer questions about pregnancy and motherhood. Now grow us some more food, wench! Jana is sporting jeans and is living in a city. It was such a fancy birthday party for a 26 year old. I guess the Christian spirit didnt hit them as it did many others when it came to supporting first responders and our neighbors. They all break into teams and time themselves running through a corn maze. Episode Recap of Duggars in Quarantine and La La Land. Oof, they really didnt even bother trying to give James a post. 4. I guess he missed that day of homeschooling. What Bible are they reading? 1. John bakes a cake for Abbie for her birthdayfast forward. 1. There is a quick clip of Spud eating hotdogs. 3. He asks each couple, If your spouse was a bon bon, what flavor would they be? Ha! I still dont get how you look at a beautiful baby like that and thinkYup, he definitely looks like a Spurgeon. Sure is the cutest giant baby boy Ive ever seen, though. Jinger is wearing a fur stole just to make sure everyone in California realizes she isnt one of them. They talk about buying cheap clothes and used shoes and hypocritically taking trips in a huge very expensive tour bus. In Arkansas, the girls enjoy a Moms Day In. Good to know what Jasons main concern is. Felicitys scooter scene is only used as an introduction for Jeremy to talk about his Christian skateboard given to him by a Christian skateboarder which is then used as a way for Jeremy to talk about his wild unChristian past and decision to start behaving himself after he aggressively and drunkenly grabbed a cop and got his ass arrested. They pick up man meat to eat and thats it. The secret is out. Episode Recap of The Vuolos Take LASeason 10, Episode 2 October 22, 2019Jinger and Jeremy explore L.A. with new friends. They create a manchildbaby game of diaper basketball, wear printed toddler t-shirts with adorable sayings on them, tell silly childrens jokes and do lots of giggling. Jim Bob mocks what he thinks is a Liberal attitude by saying Were all winners. and everyone laughs, boos or thumbs down him and I think Jessa says, We dont do that. They dont like the idea that kids get prizes for participating or get encouragement when they lose. They said they were too mature for that hence the photo of them alone in Walmart where John allegedly smacked unmarried Abbie in the arse. Jim Bob says with a smirk on his face that its hard when the kids are little but when they get older they can help out with the other kids a lot. 1. I really want to be super nanny for some of these reality show moms. In LA, Felicity is being introduced to the world of expensive toys and high-end baby fashion. Sometime September 2020. Little Lissy has no interest in the trees. Cujo was on today. Poor kid. Yeah, this was that exciting. After Derick has said many times he pulled his family off the show Jill is back. Too bad Jeremy didnt break something at the skatepark. Of course Jim Bob will be the ass. They are bored, having a hard time ordering groceries, and are stuck inside with those children they insisted on having in a freakin rush. The family holds a quarantine parade to celebrate Abbies birthdayfast forward. The producer asks Poops and Lolli if Jana is the first Duggar girl to venture out in business and Poops has to bring up his boys. 4. My class got to spend all day with their parents while I stayed home and lowered my blood pressure. The Gospel of Jinger: Thou Shalt Not Follow Your Parents Pants Shunning Legalistic Ways2. Jana was also not invited even though shes done the most parenting out of anyone. Enjoy! He said something about it makes you appreciate your wife more. They could have driven faster than fly. Joy doesnt seem to be publicly dwelling in grief as Lauren has. Jessa and Ben claim to have been working with him and have taken away screen time. Later they facetime with Jessas old buddies who she raised, Jeer and Jordyn, and tells them the sex and name of the baby.

They also say once theyre married they cant split the utility bill anymore which means no wife of theres is going to work or have any of her own money. Another season is over. She had a girl five months ago. Gasp!) Abbie is a walk in truth pants wearer and thankfully John is okay with that. Family Fun Night is now being held over Zoom. 1. The host, Justin, puts it all together for us in a very articulate sensitive style.

3. Just dont become an atheist or a Catholic!! They were there either to try to show the world that they dont hate other types of Christians or they passed out tracts on the steps that announced Greek Orthodox believers were hellbound. She blamed her nausea. I wonder what Jesus would say about a $300 vanity garment when that money could go to the many homeless in that crazy expensive city, but who am I to judge. It was the photo was horrible. Meanwhile, John and Abbie and Joy and Austin double date on a horse and carriage ride in Fayetteville. We get blessed with a repeat clip of Jim Bob and Michelle on their glass blowing expedition when they accidentally made a sex toy. Jana is visiting Jinger in LA.

Okay, I take that back. I even built my own darkroom at home. I want to take Jessa and Ben to Las Vegas. Mmm, dinner money for the poor? *Team Two: Jim Bob, Joe, Kendra and Johannah. I need to watch me some more Hamilton. Spud turned down the role because it didnt pay in snacks. Would he dress as Elvis or Priscilla? Dont love that my inactivity can be dated though lolol -Suz, #me staring at this picture like which fucking brother is that. Shes an animal carcass wearing, earth beating, Trump voting Arkansas vampire. I wont recap it but if you want to watch it its hilarious how they cut Josh out. Jim Bob must remind each kid that in exchange for the all paid trip they have to tell innocent strangers about pops favorite hobby and mamas fertility. 1 Hour 28 Minutes: Josh and his teenage porn habit. More pageant prep. Me too. They play a Duggar trivia game and of course Ben and Jessa win. After the game Jessa opens the floor to anyone who has an announcement to make. Can they laser my eyes out after watching this episode? 2. Their affection seems forced. This was when Josh had his head shaved as shown in the moving special. Shes out to play in muddy puddles ala Peppa Pig. Another day another Duggar. They announce the sex secretly but Spud does hear even though they were just talking about him not knowing because hes a blabbermouth. The producer asks them to name all their grandkids in birth order but they get several wrong in the birth order and completely forget about Felicity for awhile. IT IS NOT YOUR TRESPASS TO FORGIVE. Michelle, Jana, Lauren and Josiah finally make it to the hospital room to see Jessa and all of them stand far back as if birthing a baby is some contagious disease or something. Michelle, you arent responsible for others thoughts. That it was messy and smelled bad. They are shown the ice dining area which gives them the excuse to tell some foreign dude about mama and pops having 19 kids. Next season I would love to see Jim Bob going through a full-blown midlife crisis. Jim Bob takes his time eating his food.

Ill take my bad knees anyday! Josh lived in a shack, never saw anyone, had his meals dropped off, and worked all day. The failed courtships with some of them point to this being an issue, but then again Zach married Whitney and she wears pants and shows her arms/shoulders and even (used to?) His monologue talking about his Jana crush is hilarious. Costumes are dug up and roles are assigned. We thought Warden Bates was courting one of them, too, but it seems we were wrong! Spud is as overwhelmed by his big family as most people are. Jeremy seems to be doing what Jim Bob failed to do. If the Duggars were a Hamilton character they would be King George. Good job, kid! Of course this leads to flashbacks of the old 19 Kids show. Ben shaves his beard and then plays a trick on his kids to see if they recognize him. Jill and Claire have girls, Joy and Kendra have boys. Michelle says shes okay with it as long as they walk with God and continue to be modest. I guess His wine helped him to get through His sad cowless days. They feel its important for the kids to get the clothes that makes them feel good. Why the heck didnt he sing a Backstreet Boys song?2.

This podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvN3-Dl5i78&t=270son YouTube was posted in my group yesterday and it totally blew me away. Back to the show, the teams all seem to be having a hard time with the speed limit. I advise them to check out the YouTube channel, The Crazy Middles. 4. EDIT: per @precious-and-neat-fundies Jim Bob, Jana, and James are there, too! Josiah is the first to bail and pull the simulator off. Josiahs wife decided to stay at home and watch the kids. Do these people get any prenatal care at all? I guess technically she can call her one relationship that I know about a promise. They somehow got special permission to actually walk down to the big letters. But Spud and Hank made it to the hospital to pick their noses over the spanking new baby. Jinger looks like she didnt want to participate. I guess she could do something really horrible and then get edited out Josh style.

Jinger and Jeremy have friends in town. Seems legit. Jed, Jeer, James, Justin and Jason are in Philly to pick up three used limo lemons to sell at their car lot. Jessa couldnt have called another friend or even Anna to come over to film her on their iPhone instead of Jill? I hope Jordyn isnt too embarrassed about them putting her desperation on TV. Beliefs that blame women for the actions of others. The Vuolos, their friends, and Felicitys babysitter head up to the mountains to play in the snow. She talks about starting a home dcor business called Arbor Acres. She really dropped her serious Christian woman face and looked like she was enjoying life for once. They should stop going to church like me and make friends with others who arent their clones. She goes right to blaming herself which isnt the true reason. It doesnt work. Jeremy kicks a soccer ball that shoots pink powder all over LA starting a couple of forest fires. I guess we all do grieve differently. Joe and Josiah visit and bring dirty lawn chairs and a toy and Jed decides to cook them burgers because its manly. TLC needs to edit her out until she can get help. This is one of the most loving and happy families that Ive ever seen and the older kids leave the house at 18, if they chose to, and are doing very well building their own lives in various types of jobs and one of their sons is gay! Justin talks about the TLC crew most likely knowing something weird was going on with Josh and the Duggars but ignoring it. Apparently the stair crunches and castor oil worked because now Jessa is having contractions or shes at least ready to poop. Michelle also chickened out. Happy 21st Birthday Jason Michael Duggar!! Si and Sad Sack head to Austins parents place to start a fire and ride horses because theyre cheap. Jim Bob does nothing. Some things I just need to know. Ben and Jessa end up on my dream date at a chocolate factory.

Jinger, Jana and Anna are going too. Jinger announces shes pregnant again but they waited three months to say anything this time. I didnt learn a lot of new information here but what was a lot of strewn about pieces of a puzzle are completely put together in these podcasts.

7. Joy doesnt know that an X means multiply, Austin cant add half numbers, and Jessa has to google Jim Bobs age. Hank is headed to the ENT due to his lack of speech. Does it bring them more honor to think they lost a son instead of a daughter? He thinks he still has something to teach the world beyond how to be a hypocrite. It looks like his last attempt is now over. 4. Jessa keeps her kids calm not with electronics anymore but with constant snacking. How the older Duggar boys built their own computers from parts Jim Bob got at auction. All the family on the holy couch chime in with their views, I mean, Duggar views, on courtship and marriage in this very long boring segment that weve seen way too often. 6.

Ill straighten these parents out. 1. Maybe shell happily end up being an alien Elvis impersonator. JinJer and Lissy are visiting LA and decide to take a hike up to the Hollywood sign. Im guessing Skim Bob thought of this adventure as a way to get him and Michelle some air time. Walmart has a good history of delivering babies in the check out line.

I think a campaign poster of him throwing diapers would certainly help him to win his election with baby voters. Time to warm up the nuts.7. She doesnt find that foundation important for her own daughter?Michelle is asked by the producer why she decided to wear only skirts and dresses. Missing are extremely nauseous Abbie, John, Jinger and Jeremy, Jingers other buddy, Jedediah and Anna and her M crew. Im sure you cant wait for more Duggar competitions, Duggar females getting pedicures, Duggar males acting incompetent, mommy chats, brother bonding, stupid themed parties, terrifying births and awkward courtships. Grandma had a stroke just after Christmas last year and then another two weeks later. I really wish the Duggars could get an education beyond their conservative upbringings. As a family, theyre pretty private and low profile. Wearing a bikini while mowing the lawn is bad for so many reasons but not because your body is shameful or hurting others. Episode Recap of The Best Duggar Christmas Pageant Ever Thats debatable. Josiah and Lauren Duggars Wedding Photos (pt 2), (No copyright infringement intended, photos belong to respective families as well as TLC.). Thank goodness! See who can sell theirs first and donate the money to the homeless. Maybe its due to all their practice from chasing a runaway Hank. Why is he shacking up with Abby and his baby in that tornado target rust bucket? Joy goes into the specifics of her stillbirth and shows her babys burial site at the Forsyth camp. Justin talks about the tools the church members used to beat the children and how they bragged about what works best. Im sure she was set up for this nosiness by the producers to get somewhat interesting sound bites for commercials. Jim Rod says if it was his kids he would have tried to resolve it and from the look on his face I think he was talking about resolving it with a rod or those hot glue sticks they use for beating kids. Sounds like pompous fun! Has anyone else been spotted in California for the wedding? Back to John and Abbie.

Jim Bob seems to be having a midlife crisis because hes driving a 3 wheel sports car in the parade to show offfast forward. On the question about showing affection, Jessa and Ben and Josiah and Lauren seem to have little spark for each other. Ive only gotten halfway through the second and havent touched the third one yet. I really hope she keeps it and puts it to good use under her homemade jumper dresses.

3. Josh can now apologize to the court system he abused and all those he slandered. If they didnt get permission JinJer may want to lay low for awhile.

So I guess short shorts might be a cause for shunning? John Boy eventually shows up but Jed has for some reason skipped the highly competitive diaper basketball game and beef eating contest. *Team One: Austin, Joy, James, Jennifer and Tyler who replaces disowned Jill. Not as long as she lives under Jim Bobs authority. She is a realist.5. As they stand along the side of the highway with a camera crew the boys discuss their car problems and their decision to wear skirts. Maybe his dentures were loose or something. Case is closed. Im sure Hank will be reciting Bible verses and retelling hero Trump stories to the kids at the park in no time but in the meantime he will be seeing a speech pathologist. Nobody can say the title of the event without stumbling as they sit on the talking head couch but I enjoy seeing Josie wearing long dangling earrings in her pierced ears. The real reason is that she fell in with hardcore legalistic church people who put false biblical beliefs into her head.

The Gospel of The J Boys: Thou Shalt Not Buy Lemons & Try To Pass It Off As Lemonade1. They practice different labor positions while talking about their birth plans. Both of them only have one older sister who is not married yet: Jana Duggar and Katie Bates, although Katie Bates is in a serious courtship.

But the Duggars seem to love this family for some reason. !Later, JinJer meet up with that Cade hair guy and his future wife to see the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hannie and Jackson are playing Mary and Joseph. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzVxzz60KHq5Bgqf1zqoocg This family has 20 children, 18 adopted through foster care. No way would I have been happy all dressed up in a room with stuffy church people.

Maybe shell actually get some rest. They didnt show Josh but his presence was ickily felt. She couldnt remember that? John says the typical Duggar line of saying that marriage is great because there are no more chaperones watching your every move. John and Abbie play with reindeer in the snow. A snowmobiler ran into a tree. Jinger and Jeremy take friends on a snow to sand adventure in California. 6. That passage seems more men sponsored than spiritually inspired. Laura approves. Jinger explains about her pants wearing that her parents taught her To honor Christ in everything that we do and that is where the Lord has led me, as of now. Sooooo, the Lord told her she could wear pants?

Like Jed couldnt lock Jeer in a closet for an hour or so. Im surprised the Duggars and Andreggs havent intermarried yet. Hes also cruel to Tyler who is trying to eat haggis by telling him what haggis actually is. Maybe he can cure Michelles too since we often seen her wearing reading glasses. 3. The twins, Jed and Jeer, have moved into a bachelor pad. I guess its hard when family is publically feuding. Want to fim my lasik surgery? Jinger flies to Arkansas after Grandma Duggars health declines. No snacks, no work! I totally believe she was planning on using her midwife friend at home again all along and made up the birth center bit to squelch the inevitable criticism. Kendra is cooking and Garrett is pooping. First Aired: I dont care anymore. Im guessing if Jessa wasnt available they would have called 911. Michelle thinks a regression in potty training could be disobedience. I hope he used this knowledge to bribe his parents in some way. Josh and his clan go on most of those family trips for some reason. For some reason they think little Spud should have a main role as Gabriel. Joe and Kendra arrive with Garrett and then Josiah and his sad sack wife arrive. She says their backup plan was to deliver at home with another midwife. But I will keep Turdanna. She took a blood test to find out the sex because nobody in this family has any patience to wait. Youve got to be kidding me. Of course Jessa and Ben won. Im excited for that season of life.

Try that Jim Bob! 5. They pile the compliments on thick and try to make people forget about the oldest Duggar disappointment. Jason announces a courtship with a Spivey relative. He practices crawling on all fours which I am actually jealous of because my knees wont do that anymore and Im only a little older than Ass Bob. The Duggars think the producer is ridiculous to ask them if they believe in aliens. Jana and Jessa organize a Christmas pageant, the whole family pitches in to pull it off, including Jim Bob, who has a very special role.

Its just a nice story to explain His beginnings. I have never seen the Duggars act so non-robotic. Later, Jessa and Ben find out the gender of Baby #3. TV Guide OnlineI wont be using the couples nicknames much anymore because there are so many of them now that some people are getting confused as to who Im talking about. The Seewalds stop to go rotten apple picking with their friends and then visit the zoo where we get to watch Hank trying to make his escape. 3. Wahoooo! 1 Hour 47 Mark: Justin talks about how men would confess their sins in church in a very weird and dark way. @jaseduggar and was tagged in Jessas story (7/2). Ben wolfs down his snails and is off for another clue. It goes as expected for a family pageant. They often go on retreats there. Two hours after her water broke Jessas labor isnt kicking in so under the advice of her questionable midwife and Jill she decided to make a castor oil smoothie and to do stair climbing at the Big House. And Jed and Jeer announce theyre not courting or expecting. Thats about it.

Michaela and Brandon begin the adoption process. Just kidding.kind of. A stupid romance competition has Abbie and John, Ben and Jessa, Joe and Kendra and Josiah and Sad Sack Lauren, competing. That didnt last. 3. Boredom Alert! 5. I couldnt name a Backstreet Boy or any of their songs either. Havent we seen this a million times before? Either Jason is joining the rest of us (and Jana) in courtship-free social media use, or maybe well get an announcement within the next couple of seasons , Btw, anon I love that youre a thorough thinker and dated your ask. Well, this is the show for you if you do. Starting to hear them more and more.

Duggars Im just seven minutes in and already bored. Is it the relativefreedom they get in the fundie lifestyle to do what they want, live outside the house (like Jer, Jed and Lawson definitely are), travel as much as they can and want? Maybe its just youngest child syndrome. Other Duggars at Jeremiah and Hannahs wedding, via Hannahs instagram reel. John and Abbie and Joe and Kendra seem pretty comfortable with each other and hopefully do enjoy their marriage. Im glad I was raised a boring Catholic. She calls Joe who is barely working at the familys car lot. Thirty year old Duggar women arent allowed to venture off by themselves. Most of the Duggar kidults dont know who Elvis was which is sad beyond belief. After breaking up the zombie attack the kids go inside to cry it out and blame each other. Okay if Warden Bates is maybe courting, then he has FOUR older brothers who are still single (except for Nathan, but who knows whats really happening there): Lawson, Nathan, Trace and Jackson. They go snow tubing and Im surprised to see Jinger actually looking relaxed and having some real fun. The family competes in a corn maze race. And Jim Bob forces the producers to insert flashback clips of 19 Kids and Counting on too many occasions. That one is a runner. She only has one dad, not 19.